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Hitler or Falwell! [May. 16th, 2007|09:22 pm]
Two-bit argosies of blood and wonder
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Friends, before the iron grows too cold, I'd like to play a little game called Hitler or Falwell! This is a simple game of Godwinism, in which I present a quote and YOU guess who said it! Let's begin, shall we?

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1. My feelings as a Christian point me to my Lord and Savior as a fighter.

Easy, right? Let's continue!

2. This 'turn the other cheek' business is all well and good but it's not what Jesus fought and died for.

3. Secular schools can never be tolerated because such a school has no religious instruction and a general moral instruction without a religious foundation is built on air; consequently, all character training and religion must be derived from faith.... We need believing people.

4. I hope I live to see the day when, as in the early days of our country, we won't have any public schools. The churches will have taken them over again and Christians will be running them. What a happy day that will be!

5. Universal education is the most corroding and disintegrating poison that liberalism has ever invented for its own destruction.

6. We were convinced that the people needs and requires this faith. We have therefore undertaken the fight against the atheistic movement, and that not merely with a few theoretical declarations: we have stamped it out.

7. We want to fill our culture again with the Christian spirit … We want to burn out all the recent immoral developments in literature, in the theater, and in the press. . .we want to burn out the poison of immorality which has entered into our whole life and culture as a result of liberal excess.

8. This the national government will regard its first and foremost duty to restore the unity of spirit and purpose of our people. It will preserve and defend the foundations upon which the power of our nation rests. It will take Christianity, as the basis of our collective morality, and the family as the nucleus of our people and state, under its firm protection....May God Almighty take our work into his grace, give true form to our will, bless our insight, and endow us with the trust of our people.

9. Remain strong in your faith, as you were in former years. In this faith, in its close-knit unity our people to-day goes straight forward on its way and no power on earth will avail to stop it.

10. We're fighting against humanism, we're fighting against liberalism ... we are fighting against all the systems of Satan that are destroying our nation today .

Hitler or Falwell answer key below! How many did YOU get right?
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1. Hitler
2. Falwell
3. Hitler
4. Falwell
5. Hitler
6. Hitler
7. Hitler
8. Hitler
9. Hitler
10. Falwell

All quotes mined from here. Everyone wins! Except, possibly, Jews and Gypsies.
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From: threepunchstuff
2007-05-17 01:25 am (UTC)
I'm sorry, but I honestly find this to be in very poor taste. The man is dead. We may have had our disagreements with him, but he's dead and I think we can afford one moment of empathy. My deepest condolences to the Hitler family.
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[User Picture]From: nom_de_grr
2007-05-17 01:32 am (UTC)
You got every single one wrong, didn't you?
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[User Picture]From: nom_de_grr
2007-05-17 01:39 am (UTC)
You must do this, Ryan!
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[User Picture]From: jenlight
2007-05-17 01:43 am (UTC)
Ron Godwin, the executive vice president of Falwell's Liberty University, does not approve.
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[User Picture]From: nom_de_grr
2007-05-17 01:51 am (UTC)
oh noes interblags

You know, a few years ago, a woman was chatting me up at my bookstore, and she asked me what my goals were. I told her I was considering law, and she gave me a card for Liberty. At the time, I had no idea what the school was, and when I got to the website I felt incredibly cheated.
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[User Picture]From: nom_de_grr
2007-05-17 01:54 am (UTC)
Not bad!
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[User Picture]From: bottlroktt
2007-05-17 01:54 am (UTC)
dude, that iron will forever be hot--if ya know what i'm sayin.
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[User Picture]From: nom_de_grr
2007-05-17 02:02 am (UTC)
As Fred Schneider and the Shake Society said, "It's Always Summer In Hell".
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[User Picture]From: apperception
2007-05-17 02:17 am (UTC)
1. Hitler
2. Falwell
3. Hitler
4. Hitler
5. Hitler
6. Falwell
7. Falwell
8. Falwell
9. Hitler
10. Falwell
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[User Picture]From: nom_de_grr
2007-05-17 02:19 am (UTC)
Five seems to be the going score.
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[User Picture]From: mitejen
2007-05-17 03:33 am (UTC)
I got 5. BTW, I found my way over here from murnkey's LJ.
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[User Picture]From: nom_de_grr
2007-05-17 03:35 am (UTC)
Hi there!
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[User Picture]From: corwinok
2007-05-17 04:22 am (UTC)
Arguing on the intarwebs is like being Hitler in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still a fucking evil retard :P
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From: incaudavenenum
2007-05-17 06:15 am (UTC)
That joke is older than the internet itself.
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From: loveitorleaveit
2007-05-17 04:35 am (UTC)
I am deeply offended by this. Jerry Falwell was a good man who helped a lot of people find happiness in Christ. He never hurt anyone, and you compare him to Hitler?! How dare you!

Just like a liberal.
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[User Picture]From: becauseshewas
2007-05-17 04:41 am (UTC)
Bush with a halo.

Buuahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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[User Picture]From: terri_is_risen
2007-05-17 04:49 am (UTC)
Jeez, have a little respect for the dead!
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From: (Anonymous)
2007-05-17 05:25 am (UTC)

Oh the irony...

Oh the irony of your name and avatar...
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From: moioci
2007-05-17 06:10 am (UTC)

Very Frightening

...that I got 90%, I mean. I didn't realize Hitler was pro-family.
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[User Picture]From: nom_de_grr
2007-05-17 06:32 am (UTC)

Re: Very Frightening

Hitler was all about the kids!
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From: incaudavenenum
2007-05-17 06:13 am (UTC)
Great work!
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[User Picture]From: nom_de_grr
2007-05-17 06:21 am (UTC)
Thanks!
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[User Picture]From: merzbunny
2007-05-17 06:28 am (UTC)
Congrats on the BoingBoing link!

8/10 here.
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[User Picture]From: erinin3d
2007-05-17 06:37 am (UTC)
OMG! Catholic guilt doesn't allow me to mock the dead... but this shit is funny.
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From: (Anonymous)
2007-05-17 10:09 pm (UTC)
I've heard you should only tell good things about the dead.

"Falwell's dead? GOOD!!!"
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[User Picture]From: wanderingmoon
2007-05-17 06:45 am (UTC)

Ding dong the witch is dead!

Too damn funny

I hope I live to see the day when, as in the early days of our country, we won't have any public schools. The churches will have taken them over again and Christians will be running them. What a happy day that will be!

Lets all join in a moment of silence and rejoice in the fact that Falwell didn't live to see that day!
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