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This fish smells punny. [Jul. 24th, 2009|02:36 pm]
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Dear Livejournal,

If I were to open up a sushi bar and call it "Sushi and the Banshees", what should I call the rolls? What would be the decor?

I MUST MAKE THIS HAPPEN
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Featuring your favorite French Nazi! [Jul. 8th, 2009|03:08 pm]
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I hereby declare Bonnie & Clyde by Serge Gainsbourg and Brigitte Bardot to be the sexiest song of all time.
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Going supreme on donuts: Are you game or lame? [Jul. 6th, 2009|10:42 am]
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This is truly demented. Thank you Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me for warning me.



I'm fairly certain Paula Deen and friend are high as kites in this clip.
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A Dirty Joke [Jun. 29th, 2009|03:59 pm]
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I'd like to open an Amish restaurant called "Dutch Oven." The slogan would be "mmm mmm... what's that smell?"
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Book burning: they do it for the LULZ. [Jun. 19th, 2009|12:38 pm]
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This is my favorite story of the week! A group calling itself the "Christian Civil Liberties Union" (hyuk hyuk hyuk) is suing the city of West Bend, Wisconsin, for the "the right to publicly burn or destroy by another means" the library’s copy of Francesca Lia Block's young adult novel Baby Be-Bop. They also want the resignation of the mayor and $120,000 in damages for “allow[ing] this book to be viewed by the public," because, you know, the ghey.



That town needs an enema!
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Clove Cigarettes to be Banned [Jun. 9th, 2009|02:01 pm]
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It looks like legislation that is being promoted by Philip Morris will soon ban clove cigarettes, so you drama and goth nerds will need to surrender your Sisters of Mercy tapes. Sorry!
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Feminist-friendly superheroines? [May. 20th, 2009|04:26 pm]
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Are there any female action/superheroes in comics that both kick a lot of ass and aren't drawn with absurd, grotesque proportions?

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(no subject) [Apr. 25th, 2009|09:33 am]
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Photographic proof that Behemoth exists.

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He's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD [Apr. 15th, 2009|09:53 am]
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This is spectacular. Apparently the jerks behind that Ben Stein Intelligent Design "documentary", Expelled, made an animated video mocking Richard Dawkins, but only wound up making him look like a total badass. There's actually some very funny and clever stuff in here.



Someone needs to make an animated gif out of Darwin raising the roof.
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Dear [Apr. 9th, 2009|11:41 am]
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Dear Lazyweb: how do I convert a a PDF file (actually an image embedded in the pdf) into a jpeg so that I can edit it in Publisher?



Dear Passover matzoh: fuck you, I ate a bagel.
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